I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
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Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
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❁◕ ‿ ◕❁ i am so fucking disgusting ❁◕ ‿ ◕❁
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what if our fingers were only as long as our toes
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