I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
(via fake-mermaid)
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
(Source: ohioisonfiire, via fake-mermaid)
what if our fingers were only as long as our toes
(Source: sonianevamind, via fake-mermaid)
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
